Next Left Notes Is A News Magazine Devoted To Direct Action
By Thomas Good
10. I flunked out of my adult reeducation class. 9. Who needs a Cultural Revolution when you've got Ann Coulter? 8. I missed the IPO when Beijing went public. 7. I can't eliminate all traces of Confucian Thought from my computer
no matter how often I run defrag.6. The Quotations of Chairman Bob won't fit on my IPOD. 5. Maoist websites don't accept American Express. 4. I can't decide which RCP front group to join. 3. I thought the Shining Path was a train station in Newark. 2. Dumpster divers in a Maoist system don't come back out. And the number one reason: 1. I don't know what dish to bring to the Pol Pot Luck dinner.
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